||Feeling Love in the air..???||

So...
Lets start with the definition.(As my teacher said to start an essay with)
What is love??
This question has been asnwered by many people in many ways
Their views have been changing with the time..

Someone said "Love is a bird that will make its nest in every heart"
Someone else said "Love is a breeze that gives relief to a person"
Many people commented and played with this question

But now let me
Let me reveal the truth about "LOVE"
Let me tell you about LOVE in my simple and great words

See
1)Love is a word of 4 letters
2) I t is a feeling that keeps on changing

~ First it is a very great feeling that makes you go "Ummm mmmm mmMm"..
~ After that it becomes a problem ...they give problem to the people around them but still dont take the medicine for this disease...
~ It becomes Time Pass..
~ It become time WASTE!!!
~ After that its definition adds in itself "Money waste"...
~ And at last and finally it becomes a "HEADACHE"....

So if you take my opinion stay away from this "LOVE"...
Or if you are still interested in this ..follow some of these steps...

If you are a BOY..

1) Select a girl
2) Develope your sense of humor and personality no matter how ever you look if these two things are with you ..you can do anything...
3) Make a relation with that girl by showing her that you can competete with her..
4) Never allow your relationship be turned into a BORING one..
5) Ask your friend (a girl 1) to talk to her about you...
6) Be soo much good or soo much bad to make her think of you always..(I prefer being bad..)
7) If she says" Yes" to the girl who asked her..
Just tell her .dont wait or you will miss the train...
8) If she says "No"..try try again or just leave her...

If you are a girl...

1) Dont talk to the guy you love..
2) Ignore him as more as you can...
3 If he becomes irritated or becomes affected by your ignorance ask him out..
4) Or just leave him...


So everyone..what do you think about it now..??
I will never be caught by this love worm....I dun have time for it yaarrr..
And if you ever face any of these symptoms..
1) Feel like someone is calling you..
2) Feel like you can only think about one person..
3) Cant sleep at night..
4) Stop while speaking..
5) Whenever someone comes infront of you you stop doing all the work...
6) When you are walking but forget the way or the place where you were going..

Immidiatly..
Immidiatlt talk to a doctor...you are damn serious yaarr..
Paagal pan ki nishaaniiii..

Now whoever read this post has wasted ..really wasted 5-10 minutes of his life !!
So everyone.. BE ware before reading my blog....
It can cost you

Else later
Xams are coming..
See ya..