Masti Mania

Kite - O - Mania

2006-08-14T15:21:00.000+05:30

Kite O Mania .. Fultoo Desi Post !

Nowadays are the days when the guys (desi guys) like me enjoy their evening by
NO.. Not by dating.. by flying .. I mean flying Kites…As this is August and 15th August is coming nearer.. Indian sky is fully filled with colourful Kites…!! Really !!

Birds too don’t get any space for flying !!!

If you don’t know what a kite is.. Don’t worry I’ll explain you fully …

See.. You can start by following the following steps ..
1) Go and have a Kite (AKA “Patang”)
2) Tie up the Kannas (AKA Kanne) .. How to tie..?See below !
3) Have a chadakhri (A cylindrical shaped object having some threads(Maanja) rolled on it
4) Have a good roof ..
5) Go upstairs
6) Reach the roof
7) Tie up the Kite with the Maanja (that thread) ..
8) Jhap Modo ( Give the kite a hug .. take the kite in your hands from the side of ‘kannaas’ and bend the kite )Note:: Not to bend too much or its spinal cord will get broken J
9) Keep the chadakhdi in one hand and Maanja in other…
10) Pull the maanja in order to make the kite go upwards…
11) And give some dheel (Dheel = leave the maanja so that the kite pulls some more maanja towards itself from the chadakhdi )
12) If the kite eats some ‘Jhapp’ (Cant translate ,.. Sorry ..Its commonly known as Jhapp khaana ) … Again give it a hug like you did before…
13) Start again from the step “10” and keep trying till you succeed in flying it up in the sky…
14) So.. Try Try and I am sure you will surely succeed in doing so …
15) When you have completed with your flying of kite , try having pechaas with other kites in order to make the game of patangs an interesting one.. !!
16) Pechaas is the war between patangs
17) There are two ways to handle a pecha …
1) Dheel – Leaving the thread and making the patang go deep in the sky that makes the opponent patang’s thread broken when that comes in contact with the dheeling maanja .
2) Kheench – Pulling the thread with a great power to win the war of pechaas .
18) I prefer dheeling..
19) Once you win a pechaa , cry loudly “AI Booooooo” Just like a potato seller shouts. “Aloo Loooo”
20) Keep winning and Enjoy !! Any help …?Contact me !!!

After reading these steps… I think koi angrej ki aulaad ( Some Son of a british man) will also be able to fly kites !!!.. But will surely forget English :-p

Some tips to be followed while flying a kite !!
1) If you are so much light weighted ( In my language – Haddi).. Have 4 stones of 2 kg each so that You fly the kite and NOT Kite flies you !!
2) While flying a kite .. Keep in mind not to have Peche (To know the meaning click) with the birds ..as they are the real rulers of the sky.. they’ll cut your maanja with their sharp beak.. And you’ll be left watching your Kite going away and some other guys stealing it (AKA Kite ‘Lootna’)
3) Not to fly the kite with a saddi .. If you do not to have the pechchaas
4) Not to fly the kites in the rain with metal layered ‘maanja’ .. because you aint James Watt ..!!!
5) While shouting “Ai Booooo” Not to shout so much loudly that every neighbour of yours starts throwing potatoes on you !

Tying the kannas
1) Take the kite
2) Make two holes in the top (one below the 'dandi' other one just above the 'dandi')
3) Make two more holes at the bottom above the 'poonch' one on the right / other one on left
4) Take a maanja or a saddi about 1 meter ot less.. double it and tie on in the top holes and other in the bottom .
5) The kanne shall be done only the work left is just to tie it.
6) Keep the kite on a plain surface and take the kannas in your hands and see from the side .
7) You will notice a triangular shape..
8) Hold it from the top and tie after confirming that you are making both the sides equal .
9) Now if you have tied nicely .. you shall see either
An equilateral triangle
An isosceles triangle with NOT the base as a side equal to any other .
10) If you have finished the tying of pechaas , tie your maanja with them and enjoy flying the kite !!

Some Important Rules !!
1) Not to have flying kites with a ‘gaathi’ as they are flied by someone with a great joy.. So if you do so the other one will surely feel bad..Enjoy the fest and let others enjoy too !!
2) If some friend's or even enemy's kite comes to your roof.. give it back or fly it and ask the friend/enemy to give you his.her thread so that you can reconnect his kite with his thread !!

Some Important Definitions !!.. Read the post again after reading them to understand better !
Patang – A kite Is known as a patang in Hindi .
Maanja – The thread by which a kite is flied .
Chadakhdi – A cylindrical shaped object on which the ‘maanja’ is rolled .
Saddi – White coloured thread that is broken easily !! .
Pecha – A pecha is a war between two ‘patangs’ (in the air) by making the threads touch each other in the wind .
Dheel – Leaving the thread and making the ‘patang’ go far in order to make the ‘patang’ go deep in the sky
Kheench – Pulling the thread (Maanja) with a great power in order to make the patang win the war of pechaas .
Gaathi – A thread tied with a stone used to get the kites that are hanging somewhere !

Enjoy the patriotic fest with a great joy !!
-Vaibhav !!..

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http://www.masti-mania.tk

Paathshala

2006-06-26T11:38:00.000+05:30

Apni to paathshaala..
Masti ki paathshaala !!

I always wanted schools to be a fun place..
I always said No to schools .. Kept running away from teachers..
Whenever I saw my school bus , hiding beside the bed was my habit.. !!!
These things named me School O Phobiac !!
My family always forces me to go to school , Do my homework , Etc Etc..
That I never did !!

But now... SCHOOL IS NO MORE A BORING ONE !!!
THanks to me .. I made it !!!
Now every one will say.. "SUNDAY KO SCHOOL KYAN NAHI HOTA??? "
But this school is open on Sundays too.. !!
N here is no Attendance timings.. NO discipline.. NO uniform too.. !!
Even the work given here is so interesting that everyone says " I LOVE DOING MY WORK" !!!
Surprised... ?
No NO I am not kidding.. I am also not biten by a mad dog.. !!
Yes.. Its true !!
I have made the best school of this web !!!
Masti ki Paathshaala !!!!!
Hurrahhh !!!

Vaibhav bhai ka yahi hai sapna !!!
Masti Mania ka school ho apna !!!

Yippeeee !!!

You can visit our paathshaala in the sidebar of this page !!!!

N dont forget to meet the teacher in there.. She is tooo good !!!

Any suggestions..? Comment here..

Bachche .. School jao ... jao.. jao... teacher wont punish you.. !! Its the FUN SCHOOOl !!!

Masti Mania.. reveals !

2006-05-12T10:00:00.000+05:30

This blog Masti Mania was made to share my experiences in my mastiful days !!
The days i spent with a great joy !!
Well as I am a teenager right now I can only talk about the Masti i did when I was a chhota sa bachcha ( A small kid)..

Being a kid is a great joy !!
In the childhood we are not aware about the problems and tension in the outer world !!
We just keep on playing and enjoying our lives !!
We are not even aware of the problem coming in our future..!!
We keep on doing funny mistakes ... We become happy when we trouble someone !!
We dont think how others will feel my our activities.. but when someone who is respective (like parents) scolds us .. we feel bad and cry with the top of our voices.. !!
But still.. the age rules and we continue doing the same as we dont care much !!!

I also did many great things in my child hood !!

Like knocking the doors of the people and running..! just to irritate them !!
While playing games like hide n seek making the friends hide and I went home while others were still hiding with a hope that Vaibhav will come and find us..!!!
Cheating in most of the games !..
Calling parents and making them beat the elder brothers and sisters (by saying false about them)..
Writting Kick me .. Hit me... on papers and pasting them on the shirts of friends..!!
Making paper boats and aeroplanes and playing with them !!
Broke many windows playing cricket !!...and ran before the neighbours see us !!
Buying scary masks and scaring other people at night and even other children !!.. But all that time we people got more scared instead of others )...

----------------------------------------------------------------Friends' views !!

MILI-CENT says: I used to call up wrong numbers on the fone..and get mischievous..used to irritate the ppl..on the other end of the line..n have fun !

Just a lot of things..!!
I dont really remember all of them.. as I remember I'll keep on adding ..

If you have any funny thing you did in your childhood just tell me in the comments !!.. I'll keep updating this post.. !!

Enjoy !!
-Vaibhav

(Great vaccations)..

Feeling love in the air - Poem !!

2006-05-09T15:45:00.000+05:30

As the weather is so beautiful .. Lez make a Love poem !!!...
WARNING-(** Weather is beautiful in Swiz n not here .. so dont report your whether report as spam... Ok??..**)

Title- Feeling LOVE in the air !!

Feeling love in the air,
Yes.. It is really there .
I can feel it,
No worry who'll heal it .

Like the winds are blowing..
The way they are showing..
Its a new direction...
A way to affection ...

I feel like flying..
Really i m'nt lying...
I feel im in love..
Just like a sweet dove...

But suddenly something happens..
The winds change the direction...
They blow like in hell.. I just cant tell...
The world changes the shape !!

The love becomes hate..
There is no mate...
Everything becomes red...
N no sign of any shed...

Just a yellow ball giving heat...
I just cant beat ...
Another sound i hear...
It made me fear...
It made me go mad..
It said Uth ja beta mat ho sad..

Hey.. You thought I am really a poet .. How dumb !!
Come on yaar... It was my first poem !!!.. Lolz..
So.. just keep in mind.. I am not a creative on so that I create poems and all !!!
Just leave it ... !! hehe
Neways...
Keep smiling !!
-Vaibhav !!
Awways !

Holidays Hugs !!

2006-05-09T14:58:00.000+05:30

So .. finally finally and final finally !!
I am free now... well.. cant call me totally free because I'll be that after I get retirement from my job..
BUT ! for that there are many years... !!
Now I can manage to publish a post once or twice in a month !!!
Yes...!!!
I got summer vaccations !!!!
BUt damn these vaccations !!! We got 50 days and got the home work of 80 days !!!
I mean VACCATIONS just mean doing homework !!
But seriously and frankly .. I never complete my holidays home work !!
Each time I got a home work.. in the past few years.. I always excused the teacher by making a damn sad face and saying .."Ma;am.I was ill the whole holidays.. I couldnt even enjoy my holidays and you are asking me to do home work???"
... hehe ..
And the type of home work I got !! Its just too funny !!
In Sanskritam .. I have to listen to aakaashwaani everyday and have to write news in Sanskrit that i hear on that old aakaashwaani ...
In Physics.. I have to make a collection of latest mobile phones.. NO No .. not the sets.. their pictures and have to collect information about them !!!! lolz
SO.. I am soon going to post a new one soon.. A really good one..
Till then..
Keem Smiling...
-Vaibhav
Awways

Fame...Wanna be?

2006-04-09T08:51:00.000+05:30

(* A famous TV show that makes people famous in 30 seconds)

What is Fame?...
Fame is a word that is the opposite of SHAME...
But sometimes it becomes the same as Shame...hehe
So .. How can it be shame??..Guess Guess..
Come on u can..
No??..
Ok....
Seee .,..I make people famous..Do you want to be one??..
First answer this question and then read ahead.."Do you want to be FAMOUS??"...

No hard work..
No competition..
No practise..
Nothing...
Just be famous without any efforts...

If your answer is NO ...Aish karo... I mean good ..Even i dont want to be ...

N for those who want to be one ... I'll make ya..dont worry as i made my friend MADHURI a famous girl on Yahoo!...
Oho..
Dont scratch your head now...
See this wayyy....

"If someone by the name of "MADHURI (slangboom2004) " IMs you or wants
to add you to his/her list..DONT allow the person add you..its a VIRUSS ... Tell
it to everyone on your list as if anyone adds her/him the virus may get
transferred to your PC too..It is very dangerous..!!!! Right click on your
messenger list and select Send an instant message to all in this list..N copy
and send this message from there...This way we can prevent spammers n virus
attacks...Thank you!! "

Nice wayy naa....
I'll also start a TV show 10 SECONDS TO fame (-f)(+SH)..hehe
So now..wanna be Fame??..I wont even take 30 seconds...hehe
If Madz (Madhuri) you are reading this..Dont get angry..dont MAKE your face red... Just have a glass of water and you will feel better...Hai naa?..

I forgot to tell ya all I got indepednance from virus..Exam VIRUS...
Now i am totally fine but 9 th is a bit difficult..
I got 89 % in 8th N in sanskrit I got 99% hehe.......
So as I always say..
I wont be sending a post soon as this is a higher standard...
Bye till then..
-Vaibhav

Feeling Love in the air..???

2006-03-06T20:47:00.000+05:30

So...
Lets start with the definition.(As my teacher said to start an essay with)
What is love??
This question has been asnwered by many people in many ways
Their views have been changing with the time..

Someone said "Love is a bird that will make its nest in every heart"
Someone else said "Love is a breeze that gives relief to a person"
Many people commented and played with this question

But now let me
Let me reveal the truth about "LOVE"
Let me tell you about LOVE in my simple and great words

See
1)Love is a word of 4 letters
2) I t is a feeling that keeps on changing

~ First it is a very great feeling that makes you go "Ummm mmmm mmMm"..
~ After that it becomes a problem ...they give problem to the people around them but still dont take the medicine for this disease...
~ It becomes Time Pass..
~ It become time WASTE!!!
~ After that its definition adds in itself "Money waste"...
~ And at last and finally it becomes a "HEADACHE"....

So if you take my opinion stay away from this "LOVE"...
Or if you are still interested in this ..follow some of these steps...

If you are a BOY..

1) Select a girl
2) Develope your sense of humor and personality no matter how ever you look if these two things are with you ..you can do anything...
3) Make a relation with that girl by showing her that you can competete with her..
4) Never allow your relationship be turned into a BORING one..
5) Ask your friend (a girl 1) to talk to her about you...
6) Be soo much good or soo much bad to make her think of you always..(I prefer being bad..)
7) If she says" Yes" to the girl who asked her..
Just tell her .dont wait or you will miss the train...
8) If she says "No"..try try again or just leave her...

If you are a girl...

1) Dont talk to the guy you love..
2) Ignore him as more as you can...
3 If he becomes irritated or becomes affected by your ignorance ask him out..
4) Or just leave him...

So everyone..what do you think about it now..??
I will never be caught by this love worm....I dun have time for it yaarrr..
And if you ever face any of these symptoms..
1) Feel like someone is calling you..
2) Feel like you can only think about one person..
3) Cant sleep at night..
4) Stop while speaking..
5) Whenever someone comes infront of you you stop doing all the work...
6) When you are walking but forget the way or the place where you were going..

Immidiatly..
Immidiatlt talk to a doctor...you are damn serious yaarr..
Paagal pan ki nishaaniiii..

Now whoever read this post has wasted ..really wasted 5-10 minutes of his life !!
So everyone.. BE ware before reading my blog....
It can cost you

Else later
Xams are coming..
See ya..

Busy Busy Busy bee!!!

2006-02-20T21:02:00.000+05:30

------------------------Scene 1--In the school------------------------

Me: heY..Whats the time??...
My frnd: Well..Dont have time to see the time...
Me: **Scratching my head** whhhaaatt??...
My frnd : Don't disturb me ... I dont have time to waste for my watch..!!
Me : So why did you purchase this watchhh ??...Stupid !!!!
-----------------Scene 2---------------------------
At the road searching the house of my friend....

Me : Hey boy (to a boy standing at the corner of the street and watching in the sky) ..Can you tell me where can i find this address??.(Showing him the address)
Boy : Hey...Get a side dude...I dont have time...
Me : **Frustrated** Whhaaaatt?? But you are standng idle ...? If you dont want to tell dont tell but dont make excuses...!!
Boy : Hey MR.. if you have lots of time..you can roam in these streets and you'll find the house yourself sometime...someday...someyear...some century....and so on
**Damn irritated I ran back from that street and came to my home and washed my face....**
(Dont think why did I wash my face...Thaz bcuz whenever I become irritated my face becomes like...

And after washing it with my Lux beauty soap it becomes normal..!!)
So after washing the face I had some water (Don't ask me why..)
Vaise bhi if you ask me "why" I wont tell ya as i dont have time...!!!
Muhahahahhahaha
Now
I am also a busy body...
I wake up at 6:15 and have a bath and go to school..
In school..everyone runs from here to there being very busy..
After returning from school..I practise cricket..!!( How busy I am)..
After practising for cricket ..I go for football( Again the same dialogue

How busy I am!!!
Else later..
I dun have time:))
Byeeee

Now...Dont complain me that I dont send new posts...
I am busy yaarrrr.....

Can Internet Replace Our Teachers?

2006-02-04T17:36:00.000+05:30

CAN INTERNET REPLACE A TEACHER?

Maatr devo bhava
pitr devo bhava
Aacharya devo bhava
INTERNETAAY devo bhava...(A saying in Sanskrit)

Seems wierd !!but true!!
Today in this ever shrinking world , internet has become the TOP priority of the people just because of its huge knowledge bank. Today, each and every work of our is incomplete without the use of internet..Be it banking ,technology ,export-import or anything. It has become an integral part of our lives. Experts do even say that one day might come when children need not go to schools to study, they will only gain knowledge sitting infront of their PC and logging into internet.

WOW!! What a wonderful dream!! No books! No schools!! No teachers!! No homework!! Just sitting infront of a PC and learning. But do you think that an internet can take place of your teacher??

Long ago when printing press was invented, same question striked that CAN BOOKS REPLACE A TEACHER? and the results can be seen today. Similerly ,an internet can never take place of a teacher.

A student teacher bond is a bond of OWE ,AFFECTION AND RESPECT. A teacher is a one who inspires her students to achieve more and more in life.She is teh one who gives us Moral values ,Spiritual trainings and prepares a child to tackle difficulties. You must have heard of the quote that says "A teacher is teh SECOND Parent!!". And hence,a teacher is a one who sees her victory in her teacher's success.

Can Internet ever make these kind of bonds with humans??..No it cant. An Internet can only provide us theoricable knowledge whereas a teacher is a one who give us applicable and practical knowledge.

Moreover ,there are many such temptations like Corrupted sites ,games ,music etc that are good enough to break one's concentration towards study. Hence to conclude, I would like to say that the place of a teacher in a student's life is stationary and nothing like internet can take its place.....

I AM B A C K!!!!

2005-12-16T17:14:00.000+05:30

Hiii..Finally I am back after all those sirdard exams!!..Sorry could'nt send any Post!!..But now I am back.So,you no more have to wait for any funny si post!!..I'll be posting 1 soon...Missed me?? "YES" "NO" Click on Your choice!!..N I'll reply to that!!

2005-12-10T14:44:00.000+05:30

hii
Click Here(secret message)

I want............

2005-11-19T21:21:00.000+05:30

WhaT A Guy Wants......

Apni aaisee wife ho,. 5'6" jiski height ho, Jeans tight tight ho, Chehra jiska bright ho, Umar 22 se 27 ho, Aise apni Wife ho. Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho, Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho, Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho, Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho Aisi apni Wife ho. Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho, Dinner ke waqt candle light ho, Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho, Milnay ke baad dil delight ho, Aise apni Wife ho.

Gal's Reply---

6'2" jiski height ho Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho Husband apna aisa bright ho Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho Husband apna aisa bright ho Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho Husband apna aisa bright ho Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho Husband apna aisa bright ho ...

Now..what do you want?...I only want a nice comment from you......Plzzz..gimme a comment now
-.::VaibhaV::.-

A MADrassi's Love!!

2005-11-19T20:09:00.000+05:30

HOW A Madraasi Shows his L O V E !!!!..............Damn Good!!

My Vonly Dearest Low,: I have a conpeshion to make. I low u sooooo much. I just low staring at your beautiful face all day long. I keep your poto by my bed and look alvays at it in the night middle time. Everyday I am thanking God for you for making Vicco Turmeric Ayurvedic Cream, because without it, you would not have that lovely scent of sandlewood or that lovely wheat colored complexion just like a fresh baked roti yar. You are such a delicious specimin of a vooman. Your lips are like nice, pink, sveet jilebi. Sometimes I vant to bite off your nose because it reminds me of a pakora. Smelling your hair reminds of the days vhen I vas backin the motherland and my servant used to rub coconut thel in my hair before I vould go to sleep. Vould you like to rub me with your oil vhile vee frolickk in the meadows? I vill let you be Kajol if you vill let me be Shah Rukh Khan. We can dance and if it rains, it vill be even better because then it vill be truly Hindi style with my already tight jeans clinging to my skinny legs and your sari stuck to your plump stomach. But remember, no hanky panky. At least not yet. Sometimes I am imagining vhat it vould be like if you were not in my life. But then I can smell the curry powder on your breath and I know you will be in my life forewer! I lowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you wery wery much. Don't yewer porget. . . you are my little samosa and I am your chutney. You are my chicken curry and I am your naan. You are my stuffing and I am your paratha. You are my mango and I am your lassi. Please accept this as a statement of my undying low for u porever and ever and ever. Alvays porever your vun and vonly, Many low .....

Plzzzzzzzz..gimme nice comments/complements!!

-Vaibhav!!!!!(Not madrassi m Punjabi)

YIPEEEE!!!!

2005-11-19T15:22:00.000+05:30

i hav a blog!I hav a blog!!!
phew!..on behalf of everyone..including bill gates:)..i welcome myself to the new world of blogosphere...may god bless me with cute cute comments & nice frenz!!!